courtney, you're barely alive.

Apr 02
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Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.


Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)

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Dec 12
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ummm why is Sharon so funny!  And, you are tagged at Hollywood Nails.  Did Tine and Rick open up a nail salon out back? Toby and Dexter must be the appointed pedicure bitches.
nobig:

the yr Christine’s mom made us ornaments out of our respective prescriptions #ADD #anxiety #bestmom (Taken with Instagram at Hollywood Nails)

ummm why is Sharon so funny!  And, you are tagged at Hollywood Nails.  Did Tine and Rick open up a nail salon out back? Toby and Dexter must be the appointed pedicure bitches.

nobig:

the yr Christine’s mom made us ornaments out of our respective prescriptions #ADD #anxiety #bestmom (Taken with Instagram at Hollywood Nails)

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Dec 05
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damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
fuckifsober:

LINDSAY

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

fuckifsober:

LINDSAY

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Oct 17
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Sep 24
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phone calls with my mother,

always leave me grounded and melancholy.  she is terribly honest and because of that everything kind of crashes down at once.  she reminds me that it could all be extremely worst than things already are, and she’s right.  our family friend is recently paralyzed and i’m bitching about my love life? 

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IT’S ALL I WANT FOR HALLOWEEN.  CARMEN.. SRSLY.  dayum these were the good old days.  more so than, LiLo and Sam Ronson.

IT’S ALL I WANT FOR HALLOWEEN.  CARMEN.. SRSLY.  dayum these were the good old days.  more so than, LiLo and Sam Ronson.

Sep 19
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I will remember the kisses
our lips raw with love
and how you gave me
everything you had
and how I
offered you what was left of
me,
and I will remember your small room
the feel of you
the light in the window
your records
your books
our morning coffee
our noons our nights
our bodies spilled together
sleeping
the tiny flowing currents
immediate and forever
your leg my leg
your arm my arm
your smile and the warmth
of you
who made me laugh
again.
Charles Bukowski   (via dondante)

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May 04
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seriously.. my life via comic strip.  except my bed doesn’t have a frame.
tarts:

every day.

seriously.. my life via comic strip.  except my bed doesn’t have a frame.

tarts:

every day.

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gnomesweetgnome:

Shut the hell up with the gold baby moccasins.
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gnomesweetgnome:

Shut the hell up with the gold baby moccasins.

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Apr 12
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OMG THIS IS LIKE MY DREAM COME TRUE IN SO MANY MORE WAYS THAN ONE.  WTF.  

OMG THIS IS LIKE MY DREAM COME TRUE IN SO MANY MORE WAYS THAN ONE.  WTF.  

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Apr 07
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I’m trying to plan my summer wardrobe, but Autumn/Winter is so much easier to dress for! I can’t wait for AW2011 collections to hit stores.  LIKE COME ON THIS JACKET IS FANTASTIC.  Samantha Pleet.

I’m trying to plan my summer wardrobe, but Autumn/Winter is so much easier to dress for! I can’t wait for AW2011 collections to hit stores.  LIKE COME ON THIS JACKET IS FANTASTIC.  Samantha Pleet.

Apr 02
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gnomesweetgnome:

photojojo:

These adorb camera-shaped iPhone cases are all made of sustainable wood. If there were any reason we needed an iPhone4, this is pretty much it.
Camera-Shaped Wooden iPhone Cases
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gnomesweetgnome:

photojojo:

These adorb camera-shaped iPhone cases are all made of sustainable wood. If there were any reason we needed an iPhone4, this is pretty much it.

Camera-Shaped Wooden iPhone Cases

via PetaPixel

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